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Janitor's Dinner
AAAAAlbionic
abdominable voorheaves
abdominable voorheaves
air the diced carrots
alan's
Psychedelic Breakfast
animate throat-missles
anti-poop
arf
Arfie McBarfie
backwards bungee
bad caugh
Bail
Barch
barf
Barfathon
bark at ants
Bark at the carpet
Bark your lungs
barking turkey
Batch
become
a fountain of flavor
belch chasers
be sick
bhluuuugh
big spit
bit spit
blanch
Bleenglish
blevis
blow
blow
beets
blow bile
blow breakfast
blow chow
blow chowder
blow chunks
blow cookies
blow din-din
blow
doughnuts
blow foam
blow groceries
blow lunch
blow your eats
blue chip special
boke
Bombing Tokyo
boot
boot camp
boot in bush
bow down before the porcelain god
bowel backup
brack
bring flourescent Christmas
cheer
bring it up for a vote
Bring up
Brown eye winking at you
Brownie
brown-nose it
buick
burp
borscht
burping bits
Bust a floogie
buy my buick
Bye bye beakfast
cack
call (by telphone) the holy
Urlich (the sound made while vomiting)
call buicks
call dinosaurs
call for huey
call ralph on the big white
telephone
call the elephants
call to the seals (arrrrrr aaarrrrrrrrrr)
call uncle ralph
Calling Earl
calling
jacob
Calling the Moose
Calling Your Anus On The Phone
Carfed
catch it on the rebound
chandu
Cheektowaga
scream
Chowdered
Chuck
chuck a pizza
Chuck your Cheerios
Chuck your ring up
chuckle
Chuck-out
Chuckup
Chug
and Blow
Chum
Chum for sharks
Chum the waters
chunder
Chunder struck
chunderspew
Chunky Belch
churn
churn some sputter
Clam chowder
Class-A download
clean house
clean the backs of your teeth
Clean-out
time
clearing your throat the easy way
chew the cud
commit esophagus abuse
commode hugging
cookin' for the
cafeteria
copiously cough one's cookies
Cough up a lung
coughing chunks
Crying for Europe
curl and hurl
De-ballast
decorate pavement
decorate the sink
deliver street pizza
Delivering a Bile Bouquet
den heiligen Ulrich
anrufen
depths of the china bowl
Derail
Dialing the Moose
Digestive pyrotechnics
Digestive rebellion
disgorge
Dishonorable discharge
divulge dinner
don ho heave
Dooky
do some ab crunches the hard way
do some supermodel
push-ups
Download dinner
drain the main
dribble phlem
drive the porcelain bus
drop chowder
dry boke
dump
core
earl
eating backwards
effusing the night's excess
Eject
Enamel coat the toilet bowl
Engage in
an involuntary personal protein spill (George Carlin)
Erupt
Evacuate all you ate
Expel
facial diarrhea
fecal
burp
feed some baby birds
feed the birds
feed the fish
feed the fish, ducks
feed the houseplants
feed
your young
fertilize the sidewalk
fill up the Tory swimming pool
fling floor pie
Flush
Flying V
food
escape!
food flight
Food for the fishes
Freshen up
fubar
gack
gag
gargle the organic way
get
a refund on your lunch
Get sick
give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain
give the ants some mana from
heaven
give the janitor something to sprinkle sawdust on
give your intestines the day off
god
Giving A Special
Gift
go to europe with ralph
go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick
Gonna blow
Goodbye Mr. Chips
Green
lumpy poopy
Gripping the stinky bowl
growling splash monkey
Hack
hack it out
hack some stew
hack'n bile
ham
hawking
Hanging over the bridge
Harf
Havana Omelet
have a school lunch rerun
have a Roman after-dinner mint
have
premature diarrhea
hawk
heave
Heavy Spit
heccccchluuug
hiccup from hell
Hit the flux-capacitor
hock
up a furball
Holding the toilet up all night
Holla holla
Holler at the toilet, rail, ocean, etc
Holler New
York
Honk
hooverin'
Horf
horfing it up
hork
huey
Hug the bowl
Hug the john blues
hug the porcelain
wishing well
hurl
hurling projectile material with or without chunks
I chucked my cheerios
I gotta chew my fries
more
induce antiperistalsis
inverse gut
involuntary personal protein spill
impersonate a gargoyle
impersonate
The Fly
jump shot
Keel off a big one
kissing the can
Kneel before the porcelain god
kneel before the porcelain
throne
kotsen/kotzen
lap lung butter
Lateral cookie toss
laugh at the carpet
Laugh at the lawn
laugh
at your shoes
launch lunch
launch lunch
Leap of faith
leave lunch
let your finger do the walking
lick
the lumps
Like, well, you know
Lipshits
Liquid cream pie
liquid laugh
liquid scream
liquidate your assets
look
for o'rourke
lose flourescent christmas cheer
lose some chopped carrots
lose weight
lose your lunch
Low blow
lunch
lurch
make a (technicolor) tribute to disney
make a crustless pizza
make a pea-and-carrot kaleidoscope
make
room for seconds
make some Ethiopian cookie dough
make some modern art in the bathroom
Make a goose call
make
an offering to the porcelain god
make chowder
Make copies of the menu
make food offerings to the china gods
make
pavement asterisks
make the oatmeal hit the wall
marinade your tongue
Massive Blast from your ass |
Meat
puppets
Meef
meet my friends ralph and earl
Meeting Ralph
mix a batch of Appalachian pancake batter
motion
discomfort (Airline Barf-bags)
Mouth poop
mug the hurpey
multi-colored yawn
negative chug
negative chug
of
the porcelain god
offer a sacrifice to ralph, the porcelain god
Opening the Flood Gate
Opening your "Cookie Jar"
open the cudgates
Oral Diarhea
order buicks over the big white phone
organ recital
Organ recital
organic
output
out of stomach experience
Paint a fresco
paint one's trousers
paint the back seat
parbreake
park
a buick
park a tiger
Pavement pizza
P-Bomb
Pebble dashing - a reference to house exteriors
Perform peristaltic
pyrotechnics
pickle your gums
plant beets
play the whale
Plotz
Plowed under
pop a gastric zit
porcelain
projectiles
pour one's overindulgence
povracati
power barf
power boot
Power chuck
Praise the porcelain
god -- Also "worship"
pray at the porcelain altar
Pray to the porcelain god
pray to the porcelain goddess
praying
to the porcelain princess
preach it to the congregation
prepare dinner for a racist
Pressing the reset button
Projectile
projectile style
protein spill
psychadelic spit
Psychedelic belch
puke
Puke your ring out
Pull the
chain
Pull the trigger
Pulling the plug
pump your own stomach
Purge
put your anus out of work
quake
one's gizzard
quease
Rage against the Machine
Rain to the Porcelin God
rainbow fountain
rainbow kiss
Ralph
Ralphy McMalfee
read the toilet
read the toilet
Recarpet the igloo
Recycle
Recycle corn
recycle
your lunch
Redecorate the floor
Regurgitate
Replicate the chalupa
Reroute
retch
Return the tequila
(substitute liquor of choice)
return the tripe
Reverse chug
Reverse crap
reverse diarrhea
reverse drink
reverse
gears
reverse gut
Reverse peristalsis
Revisit lunch (dinner, etc.)
Rewind
Rewind your lunch
ride the
regurgitron
riding the porcelain schoolbus
Riding the porcelin bowl
rope på elgen --- Norwegian: call the moose
round
trip meal ticket
sample your stomach contents
Scream at the bushes
scream cookies
screaming at the ants
Screaming
at your radials
Screaming at your shoes
Screwed The Pooch
Seefood
serve some California stew
set out some
gooey potpourri
set out the roach buffet
sell a buick
sell cars (fooooorrrrd!!!)
Selling Buicks
Send it back
to the kitchen
shaq-fu
Shout at the devil
shout at your shoes
shout europe at the sink
shouting to Huey
and Ralph
show up late for the hunger strike
Showing off your insides
shpew
shunder
Sick up
sing psychedelic
praises to the
sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
sing to the sink
Singing to the john
sing
the Argentinian national anthem
slam barf
snarf
Sneeze cheese
sneeze chunks
Snow plow
soul coughing
Speak
up
Speaking on the porcelain telephone
spew
spew chips
spew chunks
spew snacks
spew spuds
spew
the wild oats
Spewk
Spewy McGooie
spill the groceries
Spill your beans
spill your life story
spit bits
spit cheese
Spit shinin' your shoes
Spit up
Spittin' b-b's
splash your hash
split pea spew
Spray
Cake -- "Man, what are you doing in there, spraying cake?"
Sprog
sprout
Spuke-buketeal
starve your tapeworm
stomach overflow error
Stomach scream
Stomach Stew
Street Pizza
Talk shit
talk to god on the big white
telephone
talk to huey down the big white telephone.
talk to john on the porcelain telephone
talk to ralph on the
big white telephone
talk to rrraaalllfffff on the camode-a-phone
Talk to the carpet
talk to your shoes
Talking
to Ralph
Talking to Ralph on the big white phone
Tango With The Toilet
taste dinner
taste lunch twice
tastes
even better the second time
Technicolor Yawn
technicolor yodel
the bathroom, you only add
The big spit
the
brooklyn mating call
the jersey yodel
Thin spits
throw dinner
throw up
throw your voice
Throwing a
map
thunder-chunder pavement pizza
thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
Time to call earl
toilet bowl love
Toilet
Hugs
Toss a sidewalk pizza
toss your cookies
Toss your cookies
toss your tacos
Trip your chips
tuna
salad swimming upstream
turn your guts inside out
Twisting the photogenic eyebrow
uebergeben
uke
ulrik
unload some vitamins
use the chunky mouthwash
un-eat
Unswallow
upchuck
Uphale
Upheave
Upload
Upload some chunkware
vector-spew
velocity to your extract)
Verp
visible burp
Visit an old friend
Visiting Europe (euuuuuroooope)
Vom
vomit
Vomit cereal
Vomitroshious
warhol wail
waste good beer
Wet cough
whistling beef
Whistling carrots
Whitey
Windameer
wolf
woof
worf
worhip ralph
at the great procelain throne
worship at the porcelain altar
worship the porcelain god
wretch
wyatt erp
Yack
Yammied
Yarf
yark
Yarp
yatch
yawn for the hearing impaired
Yawn in Technicolor
Yawning carrots
yeech
yell at the ground
yell for hughie
yodel
Yodeling in the thundermug
yodel yogurt
york
yorkel
yorp
yuke
Zlorp
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